The good Lord sweats like any fat man
I can't prove this of course
but I felt it deep in my sternum
looking for jumper cables at Wal-Mart
A still small voice said "listen the fuck up"
An assistant manager said "have you checked aisle G"
Of course I checked aisle G
That was the first place I looked
I charged 20 dollars worth of Poptarts
to my credit card
and left without the cables
I stood next to the exit
shaking hands and checking receipts
"God bless" I said
"Enjoy that Mariah Carey cd" I said
I lost six quarters to the claw machine
A man in tan slacks came over,
bought me a can of sweet tea
