Monday, November 27, 2006

this is a poem about project pat written by project pat that is attempting to approximate project pats level of greatness. it is real.

fuck you puffy

with your fucking cars

and your bitches and hoes

fuck your bitches and hoes

fuck you puffy

i got yo number off the internet bitch

you were the only black man on the list homey

all the rest is white

fuck you puffy

with your cruise control

and your internet

and your diamond ring

and your diamond earring

and your other diamond earring

and your gay tattoo

and your foot products

fuck your foot products

and your meals on wheels

and your mother

fuck you puffy

fuck you

this is what i get when i listen to your music

****the sound of bitches and hoes getting stomped****

lemme tell you about some shit i did

back when i was fuckin shit up

in north memphis

with my crew

and my bitches and hoes

we went pharmaceutical up in there

and we fucked shit up

not like you

bitch

i heard about the panda messiah

aint nothing you can do

nothing you can say

to project pat

aint been said before

talk about my mother

go on

tell me one thing about my mother i aint heard

i dont need that shit yo

*****sound of shit getting started*****

fuck you puffy

fuck you

fuck you puffy

no fuck you puffy

no fuck you puffy

no fuck you puffy

no fuck you

20 comments:

Ryan Downey said...

project pat is decidedly angrier than puff daddy.

panda messiah~daniel

confusion.

Ryan Downey said...

ha

foot products.

Ian Davisson said...

i hope that people look that reference to the panda messiah up and find daniel spinks

and by people i mean?

puffy!


and i hope project pat gets out of jail.

Ryan Downey said...

i should link to daniel.

his blog is interesting thus far.

if you google panda messiah does daniel spinks pop up.

that would be good.

Ian Davisson said...

i posted on his blog
but forgot to mention my allusion

Ian Davisson said...

i am also the worst blog messenger on earth

Ryan Downey said...

blog messenger sounds like it should be a person in revelations.

i just stated all of my knowledge of the bible.

Ian Davisson said...

hosanna

Ian Davisson said...

we should make one of our people on the blog list of people we like be jesus christ

Ian Davisson said...

and then we should make a blog for jesus

Ryan Downey said...

he should like hello kitty

and nsync

and livestrong bracelets

Ryan Downey said...

triceratops is a good name.

it would be a good name for a magazine.

or a weird small press.

Ian Davisson said...

i know. maybe we should ask lara if we could get extra credit if we start a press and publish lindsey peacock's stalker poems and call it "i'm watching you, bitch."

Ryan Downey said...

haha

that is a very subtle title.

the book will be a mystery that way.

do we need extra cedit?

i hope not.

fuck school.

Ryan Downey said...

triceratops on fire.

Ian Davisson said...

we should surprise ashley by posting like 5000 poems tonight.

Ryan Downey said...

i dont think i can type 5000 poems.

i have a claw.

Ryan Downey said...

8am classes are the devil.

if such a thing exists.

parodies they shall not be.

criticisms of all america, perhaps.

Ryan Downey said...

i could see this.

give it time.

Ian Davisson said...

i agree. give it time.