I Can Pray !

Lindsay Lohan uses a net to tickle Robert Altman's beard. Robert Altman dies. Everyone is sad. Lindsay Lohan is sad. She listens to Devendra Banhart. She doesn't cry until 4 day later when someone hands her a Red Bull and accidentally touches the side of her hand. Lindsay Lohan watches "Short Cuts" 5 times in 9 days. She downloads pictures of herself and glues them onto paper bags to make puppets. One of the puppets says, "I am special." Another puppet says, "If you eat a staple you will have to go to the doctor and drink something that tastes like chalk." The puppet is lying but hopes no one notices. A third puppet says, "Lindsay I love you." Lindsay, says "Let's all close our eyes." She breathes, dangerously, like she would in the presence of freshly-cooked pancakes. God is smiling. He is touching Robert Altman's beard. Lindsay feels this and laughs a little into her left arm.