Wednesday, February 7, 2007

AMERICA !

I watched Dr. Phil yesterday. Everything he said was so right. So true. I was humbled in his presence. I took green beans out of the fridge and spooned them into his pixelated mouth. I saw him flinch a little before saying, "You've got to learn that marriage isn't some roller-skating party. It takes work." I knew he felt my offering. I took macaroni and cheese out of the fridge and stuck them onto the TV around his hair. He was getting lighter, i could feel it. Dr. Phil looked a little panicked. He wasn't ready for his apotheosis. I touched his wrist. I said, "Phil. Phil." He looked at me. He was hurt. I said, "Phil." I lowered my eyelids. I leaned against the TV. His shirt was warm. I touched the space in between his eyebrows. I noticed he probably hadn't shaved that morning. Phil said, "We are ready." I said, "Yes. You got us here." The TV turned off and I laid down on the carpet. There was a humming and it was new. It was the sound of a bitter savior.

5 comments:

Ian Davisson said...

cole swenson!

i was there, slamming the door to park hall over and over again.

some park hall ghost

daniel spinks said...

ghosts! ian you should write a poem about a park hall ghost and then at the end reveal that the whole time it wasn't a ghost, but bruce willis. also the poem turns out to be a movie.

ashley once you read part 2 you will see that this is a heartwarming story. it is friendly and loving to all minorities, no matter how genetically inferior they may be.

Ryan Downey said...

is this about zack braff

my internet is down lately

boo

daniel spinks said...

ryan has exposed my complete disdain for Garden State

Ryan Downey said...

haha

i am a super sleuth

i was aided by ghost writer in my unravelling of this mystery

it is a good soundtrack