I spontaneously edited most of my old triceratops posts. I got tired of them. I like the new ones. I will probably spontaneously edit them in 2-3 months. Here is a manifesto i wrote at work.
The Manifesto Manifesto
1. Fill a pants with round-stick Bics!
2. black ink
3. Your scalp is not an honest substitute for a squirrel's nest.
4. String Theory is not real until Al Gore says it is.
5. PowerPoint your desire into a less problematic fluid.
6. 75 WPM is the hallmark of any democracy worth saving.
7. scream your poem into a legal pad and wait only 3 days for rejection; this is a limited time offer
8. South Dakota is not acceptable legal tender. It is not valid in Canada, astronauts, or Super Mario Bros warp to level 5.
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i like new posts.
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