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i am tired
all of these four-hour erections after marathon sessions
of watching Fox News
all of these dreams of senators with half hard-ons
no one believes me when i tell them how dirty C-SPAN is
i have recorded the best quorum calls on VHS
for emergencies of self-abuse
today i googled 'republican nun sex'
Jesus
He's so shirtless all the time
it's distracting
so i think of Jim Morrison instead
in those brown leather pants
suggestively shaking a maraca
if it was the end in 1968
what does that make this
2007 sounds like a joke
or part of the title to a movie that went straight to DVD
i am downloading mp3s
feeling miserable because she didn't call
and it seems like all of my favorite songs are by Canadian lesbians
i am genuinely feeling sadness because not everyone
will see this performance of 'Light My Fire'
and this immediacy is nauseating because it hits my gut
harder than 'genocide' or 'famine'
Harry Potter and the Insidious Famine
Encyclopedia Brown and the Lackluster Genocide
i've never had 30,000 people around me disappear
but i went 23 years without seeing Casablanca
this is my honest regret
and my honest sadness revolves around her
i think the television lies
there are too many words
too much existence
everything trying to live all at once
which is why i can bear it alone
under a blanket in my apartment
all of these pictures of people i never knew
characters on the tv with short flashy names
Bush
Rove
Rice
characters on the tv with dead bodies
anonymous and easy enough to forget
easier than the night she was there
and i kept looking away
before she kept never seeing me again
all of these car bombs in London
they should have me worried
but what's the worst that can happen
is something you get to worry about
only when you're alive