WAR STORIES WITH OLIVER NORTH

I.

There is a big war going on in a field.

It is the American Civil War.

The place is Oklahoma City.

A man notices an attractive Indian boy, who is 20.

There is a small stone cottage in the middle of the field.

They run up into the house and look for a room.

In the house there are many people having sex, it even smells like sex.

Some officers see the two run into the house and chase after them.

The man finds a bedroom with a small window and tries to lock himself and the boy in. The officers pound on the door and then leave.

II.

One army has defeated the other and has proceeded to hogtie the enemy.

The man and the boy in the room notice this through the window.

They become frightened.

The officers break into the room and drag the Indian away.

The man breaks through the window at the top of the house and looks down.

It appears to be about 80 feet. He jumps. He does not die.

He is tied up with the others though.

He sees the Indian boy, who is almost dead.

He has been tortured and dismembered and tied up.

The man is very upset. The house begins to burn in the background.

III.

The man is asking a group of officers if they are still in Oklahoma. The officers laugh at the man and keep drinking. The man is tied up, so he tried to escape.

He starts running, jumps a few times, each time higher and higher, and then begins to fly. He knows that because he is tied up he won’t be able to fly for long.

He looks at the trees and thinks “Yep, Oklahoma.” He watches the trees get thicker and thicker. Then he notices that many of the trees have been cut down. There is a river,

and next to the river there is a road, and on the road a small car. As he is flying he feels himself sinking lower and lower towards a dry gulch.

IV.

In the car, a soldier is driving.

Two women are in the passenger seat, one on the other’s lap.

The man is driving fast away from the war. He is scraped and beaten up on his face.

He asks the women to get in the backseat and he goes with them.

The car is still driving while they do this.

One of the girls is now in his lap and the other is sitting alone.

He begins to tickle the one on his lap.

He says he is gay but he wouldn’t mind some company.

The other one is still laughing but looks worried.

He begins to play a strange game with the first girl. He has long white curled fingernails and he tickles first her side, then her kneecaps, with strange strokes of his fingers.

The girl on his lap laughs.

The other girl looks more worried.

He keeps doing this to the girl on his lap, and the other girl becomes upset.

He tells the other girl to relax, and she begins to do the same thing to the girl on her lap. Pretty soon, she is laughing to, and they are all laughing.

Then the man reaches into the front seat and gets a bowl of chili and pours it on the girl’s head who is on his lap. Her face is covered in hot brown lumps. She screams in agony.

The other girl gets very mad at the man and yells at the man. The first girl crawls into the drivers seat and starts to open the window. The man follows her, but too late, she is out the window spinning backwards along the road.

The other two are now in the front seat, and the man tries to crawl out after the girl. The other girl holds onto him, and as he is half out of the car, she decapitates him with the window, then lets his body fall out of the car and roll into the river.

IV.
The man who has fallen into the gulch watches the car tailspin into the forest and explode.

Up against his leg a woman’s head has come rolling and it rests face down.

He lifts it up like an Indian inspecting the scalp.

Two more bodies have come floating down the river towards him and are floating face down as well.

V.

Two generals eat turkey legs together. “Mmm Mmm” they say, while holding hands.