i have created an online journal.
it is called death metal poetry journal.
anyone and everyone is encouraged to send poems for it to rdowney15@gmail.com.
submission guidelines are on the site.
they are not very serious.
that is all.
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i am always burned.
i will tell you where i would submit them.
you can write cover letters.
i dont like cover letters.
i will help.
help is fun.
death metal poetry needs submissions.
i have not put it on the poetics listserv.
all poems on death metal poetry should be about mojitos and kittens
write poems about mojitos and kittens and send them to me and i will put them on death metal poetry.
my girlfriends best friend likes mojitos
and i like kittens
someone send some fucking poems so i can put at least one persons work on the site and convince people i dont know that this is a real journal.
fuck if i ever find a journal that promises to respond to submissions alarmingly quick i will send them poems.
also if people google me and say oh how the fuck is he an editor.
fuck off eat my asshole random people i have been published in a handful of places which equals the publication records of like 50 fucking percent of other editors.
Editors arent usually terribly fucking world shattering in their publication power.
i am going to kill myself if i dont get some steven seagal energy drink soon.
fuck.
allison left me for 6 days.
i am alone and bored.
someone save me.
sparksy is bored too.
i'm sorry i left i had to get my gradparents. you and sparksy should come and visit.
sparksy hates the car.
i am lonely.
i miss you.
death metal poetry has its first poem.
eat shit world.
good first poem ryan.
i like that poem.
it is funny to me.
fuck google.
do you hear that google i know you do?
tell your fucking crawling ass robots to index death metal poetry.
i have suggested that it be indexed by like 14 search engines.
i need results
i am sorry for my angry rant in the middle of this comment section.
ashley pointed it out to me in person.
it was out of control.
i did it with a peaceful face though.
which suggests total control.
7 submissions for DMP today.
that is somewhere in the neigborhood of 40 poems submitted today.
i have a feeling this will be the heaviest submissions day.
rejecting people makes me feel worse than when i am rejected.
i dont mind rejection.
i hate rejecting.
the poems have to strike me right though.
good work forthcoming in DMP this month.
zoom.
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