this is a conversation that happened in real life while i was working one day at ben & jerry's.
customer/stranger: You look like a little elf. You probably get that a lot don't you?
me: Ummm. Not really. Aren't elves already little?
customer/stranger: Yeah, but no, like one of the elves in Lord of the Rings, but not as tall.
me: Oh. Ummm. It's probably my left ear. It's kind of pointy.
customer/stranger: That was a compliment by the way.
me: Oh. Thanks.
customer/stranger: Could I get a scoop of cookie dough in a cup please?
me: Sure.
i just paid $88 in unpaid parking tickets. i am going to write an epic poetic narrative about paying $88 in unpaid parking tickets in between ruminations on the impact of Arthurian romance in contemporary society. i will get Anne Carson, Dr. Phil, and R.L. Stine to write blurbs for it.
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who tells people they look like an elf?
r.l. stine blurb would be good.
it would contain colorful adjectives and be wildly exxagerative.
i don't hate anne carson. she is canadian. i'm reading one of her books now. she is a classicist at the university of michigan. she is a smart lady.
monday i am through with work at 7.
monday. yes.
monday is good, i just got home sorry i am late
monday where?
anywhere is good for me. and i just got back from tampa too its alright ryan. daniel is everything good for you tonight? ashley?
someone call me.
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